Supernaturalist Translator

• "God wants [X]!" = I want [X]!
• "God doesn't want [X]!" = I don't want [X]! 
• "I'll be praying for you!" = I'll keep my fingers crossed!
• "My soul [.....]" = My personality [.....]
• "God works in mysterious ways!" = I know it doesn't make sense, but I believe it anyway!
• "God has a better plan for him/her!" = Death is bad. There must be a good reason that he/she died! 
• "They're in a better place!" = I know your loved one was ripped away from you, but this is really all I got. 'Sorry!
• "I know in my heart!" = I don't know, but I'm going to pretend that I do!
• "God bless America!" = North America rules, I'm a patriot, and everyone else can buzz off! 
• "Spirit" = some thingamabob that I can't define or explain, except in terms of the negative
• "Energy can't be destroyed!" = Co opting from science makes me sound more legit'!
• "Atheism takes faith, too"! = If evidence for my beliefs is flimsy, so is yours! Neener, neener!
•  "Just believe!" = If you hear anything that opposes your beliefs, just stick your fingers in your ears like I do! 
• "Praise the Lord!" = Join me in my delusions! 
•  "God is Love!" = Love is love! 
• "Turn back before it's too late!" = I know I can't prove my beliefs, so I'm going to scare you into believing!
• "Militant Atheist" = any person who claims to not believe in God
• "You worship science!" = Everybody worships something, so if not God, then science!
•  "You just want to argue!" = I keep giving you my thoughts. How dare you keep responding and not agree!
• "You seem satisfied with your position" = You're as confident as I am, maybe even more so, and I just don't like that!
• "God is my co-pilot!" = I need my life micro-managed at all times. Being soley responsible for my own life is just too scary!